Saturday Night Preview: Hope you had a good Festivus.

New England @ Buffalo

New England – 7.5

After struggling against a Packers team lead by Matt Flynn I think the Pats get back to the version we saw the past 3 or 4 weeks laying the hammer down on any opponent unlucky enough to cross their paths.

Pats 33

Just look at this face. Hilarity ensues

Bills 20

NY Jets @ Chicago

Chicago – 2.5

If theres something more awesome than Rex Ryan having a foot fetish that’s going on in the NFL right now then I’d like to see it. I’ll take the New York Devotees to go on the road and get the win.

Jets 17

Bears 13

Baltimore @ Cleveland

Baltimore – 3.5

Peyton Hillis isn’t looking good which means that the Browns chances of pulling an uspet are looking even worse.

Ravens 23

Browns 17

Washington @ Jacksonville

Jacksonville – 7

I just have a feeling that last week was the best effort will see from Rex Grossman in a Redskins uniform.

Jaguars 23

Redskins 9

San Francisco @ St. Louis

St. Louis – 2.5

The Sam Bradford NFL rookie of the year tour continues with another win in the division as the Rams creep closer to a division championship.

Rams 16

This picture is in every Florida Alums Bible

49’ers 10

Houston @ Denver

Houston – 3

I think this is the game that Gary Kubiak will get fired for. The Denver Broncos haven’t been able to keep it close with anyone these past few weeks but Tim “Jesus” Tebow will lead them to victory over the perennial 8-8 Texans.

Broncos 24

Texans 20

Indianapolis @ Oakland

Indianapolis – 3

The Raiders have finally given me a legit reason to hope this year. They’ve even managed to remain in the playoff picture all the way up to week 16. However that picture will be thrown in the trash this week by Peyton Manning.

Colts 27

Raiders 23

San Diego @ Cincinnati

San Diego – 7.5

San Diego needs to win their last two games and for the Chiefs to lose one. I don’t know if the Chiefs will lose but I can’t imagine the Chargers not winning these last two games.

Chargers 34

Bengals 20

Seattle @ Tampa Bay

Tampa Bay – 6.5

Tampa Bay lost an absolute must win last week against the Lions which would have put them at 9-5 and still in the hunt for a wild card birth and while their playoff hopes are still alive I think the door just shut on their 2010 season. With all that being said I think they’re still much better than the Seahawks

Bucs 20

Seahawks 16

Tennessee @ Kansas City

Kansas City -5

Kansas City can’t close the door on a division championship and a playoff berth in this game but by winning it they’ll officially close the door on the Raiders playoff hopes, consider that door shut.

Chiefs 20

Titans 9

NY Giants @ Green Bay

Green Bay - 3

After watching the game Green Bay played last week against the Patriots on the road without Aaron Rodgers I can’t pick against them at home against a Giants team that just suffered one of the all time worst sports gut punches in quite a while.

Packers 34

Giants 31

Minnesota @ Philadelphia

Philadelphia – 14.5

If you didn’t read the Tuesday wrap up check it out for my feelings on this Eagles team. Even if Brett Favre plays the Vikings don’t have a chance, and I honestly don’t know whether the score will be closer with or without him.

Eagles 27

Vikings 17

New Orleans @ Atlanta

Atlanta – 2.5

Atlanta shuts the door on a division championship and a 1^st place seed in the playoffs all in one fell swoop.

Falcons 24

Saints 21